Don't we all wish we could have our alien selves give us life advice in the woods?

Well this has been done before, and far more successfully with Bonobo Chimps. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh has done research for years on two generation of Bonobo chimps, (a rare bread of chimpanzees who are much more timid and less aggressive than normal chimpanzees). She came to the same conclusion years ago about how…