When reached for comment the entire ‘Far east’ had this to say: ‘Yeah, we would like to ban you guys from doing our ‘Far East mystical religion with crystals and chants’ too, you bougie christian fuck heads...Om...Ommmmmm...’

I don't know. I mean yoga makes kids aware of their bodies. And if they're aware that they have bodies they might (whispers) masturbate. And if they do that, they'll go blind. Do you want our kids to go blind? WELL DO YOU???