But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

K-State fan here. That’s awesome.

As a K-State grad and a Suns fan, I hate the Morris twins. As a human and Phoenix resident, I fucking hate the Morris twins.

A couple years ago, Kansas State played in a bowl game in Pheonix. A lot of their fans went to watch the Suns game because they were playing the Heat and former Cat Mike Beasley was playing for them. When Morris was announced a chorus of boos rained down from the crowd as he was a former KU player. Boos followed him…

That’s the most polite “Go fuck yourself.” I have ever heard.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.