Well that plan failed.

Just be sure to clean up any flags on the play.

Who among us hasn’t, after our girlfriend or wife has gone to sleep, snuck down into the den to throw a couple of touchdowns to ourselves.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

So that’s what Claude Julien’s internal monologue sounds like. Neato.

The U.S. self-immolation didn’t keep us out of the intercontinental playoff. U.S. would’ve qualified directly ahead of Panama with a draw vs. T&T, we would’ve wound up in this playoff if one of Panama or Honduras had drawn instead of won in that last round.

You know how this ends right

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Tottenham took four points from Real Madrid in a home and home, but by all means, let’s hear about what Sterling and City did against Napoli.

Fucker stole me joke

Driving into a train intentionally would be a pretty loco motive

Eat, sleep, train.

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

watching a second stringer like todd bow out like that really shows me that commitment isn’t something in his quiver.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Al Swearingen and Mr. Wu fined $39.8 million using the same scale.

Never forget:

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.