You’re right, total cash grab. I miss the days when toy companies manufactured and sold toys for reasons other than to attain cash. Like... I dunno, vengeance? Demented toy lust?

I would watch Kathryn Hahn in literally anything, so I am pumped about this.

Yep. And he’s not the only one.

Just a few short weeks ago, scorned ex-advisor John Bolton was shouting for everyone to listen that “I will have my say in due course.” This is a man known to wake up at dawn each morning to plot against his enemies, whose heart runs on pure hate and vengeance.

If he strolls onto the scene to add to this dumpster…

You gotta read the whole thing. The one point that has not been made clear in reports and summations of this thing is how much foreign policy stuff Guliani was doing on behalf of Trump. He’s not a government employee. He’s Trump’s personal attorney.  He’s ALL OVER this thing. It’s not just one or two things.

I fry mine in a light cream sauce and serve it up with a economy sized bottle of Kirkland Tequila Blanco.

Is there anything this show hasn’t predicted?

God, I hope so. 

I bet whoever is handling the backups of SAP servers is smarter than any of Trump’s ratfuckers.

especially since it sure seems like Congress is going to need to go after that server.

The energy/momentum around this feels different than what’s come before, but I am so worn down by the past 3 years that it’s almost terrifying to hope, especially since it sure seems like Congress is going to need to go after that server.

I am trying to watch it and it’s clusterfuck 

I’m taking the day off for Schadenfreude.

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

Twix is the only candy bar with a cookie crunch! M&Ms need to go, even if it means all various like caramel.

...when you’re playing FMK with Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and Amy Adams, there’s only so many good options to go around...

I don’t mind Snickers, but I’d rank those candies like this:

I like Milky Ways but they are clearly the worst of this bunch.

My next pick would be the M&M’s. While they’re more popular they’re also the most basic since it’s just chocolate w/ a candy coating.

The dark chocolate Milky Way is one of humankind’s greatest accomplishments, and while its not-as-good cousin the regular Milky Way pales in comparison, it’s still better than garbage-ass regular M&Ms, which are objectively the worst candy in the image. I would kick out M&Ms without a second thought.