Alyssa: “That is why this meeting was so important to me—I wanted to look at you in the eye and know that you really are a human with a heartbeat.”
Cruz: “ooh, I have some bad news...” 

Piece of advice to the parents out there. When I turned 16 or whatever the age was my mom and dad opened a credit card in my name and didn’t tell me about it. They used that card for all sorts of stuff, put a car on it when the auto industry crashed and you could get dumb deals, but they kept in in perfect standing. I…

Listen, at least she’s fucking trying. And that’s the important thing. To constantly get this issue “air time” and speaking to government officials CONSTANTLY about it. Squeaky pissed off wheel and all that. As someone who had a girlfriend murdered with gun violence, I stand behind her attempts to start a dialogue…

I get the cyncism. I understand that sense of futility. But, my God, since when is it not worth trying? Since when is making every effort imaginable to prevent further violence worthy of mockery? What are you doing besides writing snarky articles on a pop culture website? She went to the source, futile or not, and…

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.

Well that's because the series will end with it all being held in a snowglobe belonging to Blake Bortles bro.

It’s really awesome that Mike Schur gets to end this show on his own terms, but that doesn’t mean I’m remotely ready for that to happen.

Sooo...I can sell the 4 (nasty) Mango WC’s in my fridge to the highest bidder now instead of either choking them down, passing them off when someone who likes them comes over, or eventually tossing them? Sweet!

Soooo Starbucks is just co-opting the idea of Bento boxes and pretending they invented them? I mean, this is just my weeby ass showing here, but like, boxed lunches in Japan are ubiquitous, and are just as much for adults as anyone. There’s a whole bunch of artistry of people making cute, happy looking lunch boxes…

I am currently trying to convince my partner to let us name the puppy we’re getting next week Fizzgig.

I WILL BREAK HIM DOWN! Maybe this video will help...

I had a friend in grad school who decided to do this - he made chicken salad sandwiches for the week, had 5 yogurt cups and 5 apples and was going to bring one per day to our “office.”  He did it on a Monday and then Monday night he got drunk and ate all the remaining sandwiches that evening.  This still makes me…

I’m surprised you’re getting so much pushback from other commenters. I, too, was a fan of Starbucks’ protein boxes, or at least, I was until they revamped their rewards program so that people like me couldn’t game it so effectively.

*stares balefully into a work drawer with an empty peanut butter jar and a bag of very stale granola*  I did have the very best of intentions three months ago...  

I should start an adult lunchbox business and either a) deliver to businesses or b) start a food truck.

What kind of bread did she order? Did she get it toasted/pressed?

Phonte from the newly-revived rap group Little Brother just wrote a Food Diary for NYMag and he talked all about “bougie Lunchables,” which are the Hillshire Farms snack packs - butter crackers, cheese, salami, etc. Adult Lunchables should absolutely be a thing.

As angry as I am at Trump, I’m even more angry at Marianne Williamson.

I mean, it wouldn’t be my personal choice but the bride is the one quoted their so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Disagree. People will actually mean it when they say, “Yes, I’d love to see your wedding photos.”

This is the way to look at Joe Manchin. He is an right leaning independent. You should expect nothing from him, EXCEPT that he caucuses with the democrats. And that is all that matters. To get our numbers higher.