Yeah, everyone else in my family is in and around major cities. But then who wants to live in post-apocalyptic times? I don’t have enough guns for that. Also I am useless. So my husband cannot get nuked on a work trip. He just can’t.

We’ve built an ice wall. Started back in November. Sorry.

Sorry, I’m the brains of this outfit so...

I’m selling my hand in marriage for the price of my student loans in exchange for citizenship for whoever wants it.

Quit it. We aren’t your fucking plan B.

Very. The Canadian Moose Troopers are a lot faster than you’d expect, and the Polar Bear Cavalry are savage as fuck.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?