I hate mayo on hamburgers, well not a fan of mayo at all, but especially on hamburgers.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

I went to a concert on Sunday and wanted a burger to absorb the large beer I was drinking. I went to the stand and they were only offering Guy Fieri brand products. I didn’t want to support his crap, but I wanted the burger so I walked up to a counter and asked for a burger without “Donkey Sauce” (which is effing…

He is so completely accurate. Cringe-worthy, but accurate.

YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.