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Wood_Eye
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ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK!

ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK!

Oh no.  The dead guitarists are rising and voting Republican!

Oh no.  The dead guitarists are rising and voting Republican!

He's not dead, he's probably just pining for the fjords!

He's not dead, he's probably just pining for the fjords!

That is only so they can never be convicted of anything.  ICP, always thinking two moves ahead…

That is only so they can never be convicted of anything.  ICP, always thinking two moves ahead…

Something, something, no lawyers in heaven…

Something, something, no lawyers in heaven…

Yeah, though as I understand things, it is pretty easy to get a birth certificate that says you were born in Hawaii even if you are:

Yeah, though as I understand things, it is pretty easy to get a birth certificate that says you were born in Hawaii even if you are:

Eight year olds, Dude.

Eight year olds, Dude.

Pauses tremulously before Googling both "Bill O'Reilly" and "loofah sponge"….

Pauses tremulously before Googling both "Bill O'Reilly" and "loofah sponge"….

Making it worse?  How could it be worse?  Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

Making it worse?  How could it be worse?  Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

And in that time he had nearly 40 "fourteeners" if you know what I mean….  What?  Too obscure a Ryan lie?

And in that time he had nearly 40 "fourteeners" if you know what I mean….  What?  Too obscure a Ryan lie?