I’ve stolen it from another description of the game, I think it was Edge magazine. I’ve typed in Gamelogical before about how much I loved the term for describing the first title: at its most literal, every character comes across as bright and interesting, without yelling or swearing or forcing any obnoxious character…

Not exaggerating, the first game is one of the most extravagantly, unrelentingly boring games I’ve ever played. I feel like they tried to replicate the polite and understated tone of Mass Effect without realizing there was lots of exciting stuff happening beneath the surface of its nonplussed presentation. The…

As pointed out by It’s-A-shane above, the animation is actually pretty high quality given other recent output. It’s the art style that’s all stunted and bug eyed and weird.

I suppose in this case it’s that houses and to a lesser extent cars don’t hamper human interaction. The idea that your face will be turned into an emoji also (very lightly) suggests existing in a Lawnmower Man style cyberspace

I really don’t see what BM’s marketing team were going for here

It was the rampant mistakes, unfounded and unjustified claim, and snippy arbitrary responses to posts with substance, that made me think you were trolling. Believe me, nobody at all is accusing you of thinking you are smart. Of all the unflattering descriptors that can be lobbed your way, ‘pretentious’ isn’t one of…

You have your weed confused with coffee. Please substitute the propulsive and snippy ‘hella rad’ for the sleepy and vacant ‘a real trip, man’.

He should take a leaf out of your book with ‘cool comment bruv’ or ‘leave fanboy’ - both comments of merit, substance and distinction: clearly the product of an informed mind. If you’re going to pretend to troll it works better if you’re not called on it by everyone replying to you

What indie titles are not available on other systems? 4 games isn’t very good still

Between this and BotW it seems Nintendo might have played Dark Souls and reclaimed some teeth

Ugh, I hate it

Katie sucks

The first paragraph of this review is why I have been staying away from these reviews. Is this Rolling Stone?

Great to hear you enjoyed/are enjoying Nier:A! I too was hooked on smashing robots to bits by the end

-Ahem- actually you can beat that werewolf with just your fists *looks smug*

Shinigami playing Bloodborne! I’m hype as fudge!

A super late + quick post as I’m not at work, but I played a lot of Absolver over the past week. It is frequently gorgeous, frequently ugly, frequently rewarding, occasionally frustrating and somehow pretty much the only game I played last week. The combat is great: very deep and fair and has hitboxes to drool over.…

“IT 2: Revenge of the Funko Pop” coming to cinemas next summer

“IT 2: Revenge of the Funko Pop” coming to cinemas next summer

The clown doesn’t look scary, it looks like a Bratz doll from Hot Topic