Why does calling something “derivative” feel like such a pretentious insult?

He’ll work out and eat a bunch, I guess?

Only if they’re racing for pink slips.

I think you’re 100% aware of “what I’m on about” or you wouldn’t have addressed it in such a smarmy tone.

Have you read a film review that isn’t Dowd or Ignatiy? They’re less film criticism than they are Problematic Audits.

Sir, I simply asked if you’d like to renew your library card.

He had one crossover song. He’s had like a dozen hits on country radio and as many albums charting on the country album charts.

It's the Macarena of country-rap. 

To be fair, none of it is. Country music died when Hee Haw was cancelled the first time.

Is it better than Sorcerer?

I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”

ya cuz sawyer killed it.

I’ve been to that redwoods park, and if you go there at the right time (in other words, not on the weekends), it’s ridiculously quiet and peaceful. Stand still, close your eyes, and listen to the giants growing all around you as they sway and creak in the wind. Magical.

Man, the 80's was the peak era of stealing cable. We didn’t pay for cable for years, but always had it on. Your parents failed you.

Most of the people in U.S. couldn’t afford a monthly cable bill for most of MTV’s lifetime?? This will come as a surprise to hundreds of millions of people who were watching cable during that time. What are you talking even about??

To claim that MTV wasn’t a cultural cornerstone for Children of the 80's is ignorance. Yeah not everyone had it (my cable company didnt have the station for several years after launch), but yeah - you’re still wrong here.

FWIW MTV begins in 1981; by 1985 50% of American households subscribed to cable; at its peak just under 70% of households, today it’s about 58%. Keep in mind also that you don’t need to subscribe to cable to watch it and I’d say that the author’s statement holds.

Circle takes the square...and the hairpiece!

if this isn’t a secret Space Cowboys sequel I’m gonna so annoyed...

It’s magic!