Why are white people such huge sore losers?

The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

"Squadleader, this is Blue Nine- I'm running away."

"We know it's for safety and we are acting like assholes"

Someone please set this to Benny Hill music.

They made me take my sleeping baby out of his bjorn carrier thingie before getting on a red eye. Took me quite a while to calm him down.