Some perspective on how historic this is:

Short-form Foodspin trailer

(I think they’re still called “taxpayers” in your explanation.)

Or: “You, a person, are less important than a game. Get back in your place.”

What makes you think anyone is scared of criticizing the Patriots? Also, your analogy is worse than the one in the video.

Perfect opportunity now for him to change his name to Metatarsal World Peace.

Rocket League FTW

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

Came here to suggest this to anyone that has not yet seen it.

These are as substantive responses as I would expect defending such ‘moral’ outrage. This is how we delude ourselves to the daily machinations that provide the foundation for any industry to generate billions of dollars annually, sans any real consequences.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

I just don’t understand the need to reinvent the wheel. Weight training with proper form will get you all the gains you need. All kinds.

The White Walkers

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

She was dressed like a professional, though the profession she was dressing for was obviously not a meteorologist.

Drizzling down your chin as you eat a burger? Mixing with your corned beef hash? Pouring its innards all over an Eggs Benedict? Why, the nerve! It’s like they want something that TASTES FUCKING DELICIOUS! You, sir, are the heathen in this situation. It sounds like your brains are just as scrambled as your eggs.

Maybe she should switch to yoga as the running thing doesn’t seem to be lowering her stress level.

Those partially hydrogenated oils in your decadent smooth techno butters WILL kill you though.

“We have records of persons choking to death after eating peanut butter off a spoon.”