It would be nice if she had to undergo some indentured servitude at an ER for a while, until she finally broke and cared that she was sending people there.

Seeing a steady stream of people with their limbs in the wrong direction, and their insides on the outside might just do that.

Here's the deal with this. Before the dart came out, I had this infatuation with the avenger. I was really hoping that it would go away for a year, get it's engine rotated 90 degrees, sprout a driveshaft and a live rear axle, and then get called the Dart. I think the 4-door fastback styling is lovely, and they…

The only way this would be acceptable is if it involved smarts used by parking enforcement and mall cops.

I'm going to simultaneously support and refute a Jewish stereotype here:

One of the better aircooled VW mechanics in Pittsburgh is Jewish and pricey.

It's not even a WRX! Rangers unite!

Viper ACR. It has radio foot controls.

Hardy harr harr harrrrrrr

Calling hubcaps a style is a bit of a stretch.

It's always the Camrys.

In all seriousness though, don't be a police evading, drunk driving, crowd smashing maniac. I bet this guy is contemplating suicide right now.

"Besides that, since when is there a half-ton Ram with a 5.9-lier V8? Since never, there isn't one."

Not so fast, skippy. It's not "since never". It is, however, "not since they dropped the 360 (5.9L v8) in 2002."

My neighbor has had one since they came out. He seems to really like it. He runs parts for autozone or something, and does some longer distance hot-shot-ish type stuff. I know it's the v6, but I can't remember if it is a 1500 or 2500. I am just impressed by how heavy duty everything on it is, down to the 8-bolt wheels…

From now on, numerical German car names are simply a nonsensical code not to be taken to have further meaning.

Any salesperson, reviewer, journalist, or enthusiast claiming otherwise shall be publicly humiliated by weinerschnitzel flogging.

So basically, they are taking lessons from RAM . . . ehhhhh Dodge? Chrysler? No . . . Fiat? Yeah. Fiat. That's it. They are taking lessons from Fiat via RAM. Looks less like nostalgia, more like electronic testes.

Take his car. Move it to the far end of the lot. Smile.

This hits home for me on several levels.

My grandmother passed away last year after suffering from Alzheimer's for the better part of a decade. Her driving was tenuous before that, but thankfully as soon as her mental degradation became apparent, she also lost the desire or confidence to drive.

My 82 year old…

Illegal? Well . . . I guess I better put down this here coyote burger :(

In other news, Pope Francis gave a speech today about how to better connect with your lover through Swedish massage.

There is a blue FTX version that's been on campus for the past year or so . . . DAMN is it ugly! Sorry guys, but its a plastic tumor! Until this article, I had thought it was just an old guy who bought the whole accessory section from the JEGS catalog.

Grease! Don't forget the grease! As someone who has re-packed wheel bearings in parking lots in the snow before, bring the grease!

That era of ford uses big rolled up springs that look like fruit-roll-ups.

You know what else is interesting? How absurdly cheaply you can pick up a moderately used range rover for.