I wonder if he really pours motor oil on random parts of the car. I'm imagining a scenario in which I am being tormented by an exceedingly squeaky trunk latch, and the only available lubricant is a bottle of pennzoil semi-synthetic 5w-20.

"75 Pa. Cons. Stat. § 3304
Overtaking vehicle on the right. (a) General rule.—The driver of a vehicle may overtake and pass upon the right of another vehicle only under one of the following conditions: (1) When the vehicle overtaken is making or about to make a left turn, except that such movement shall not be made by…

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How did i end up commenting on your comment? DAMN YOU KINJA!!!

I won't comment on my mother's looks other than to say she at least possessed the genes to produce a dashing only son.

I was implying that she can drive a stick better than roughly 40% of jalopnik commenters.

Hey (wo)man! I've witnessed my mom driving a stick a few times, and she rev matches downshifts, for no reason apparent reason. Maybe its out of pure fahrvergnugen. No heel and toe though.

I love me a good flathead ford. Especially when they are prettied up and naked in an old rod like this.

They might qualify as one of the best sounding engines out there too.

I'd rather have the 4 banger than the v6. Some of the older 2.3s were just brutal with boost. Hopefully the new one continues the trend.

Is 20.
Phone is 3.
Phone has cracked screen and only bottom 2/3 of screen works.
Is ok with that.

somewhat uncommon and impressive engines that may await under the hood.

Looks like a pretty svelte setup. Not so frightening. I bet she soars like a wildebeast.

Not just towing. But towing a speedboat. When you said speedboat, I'm thinking a 22ft Sea-Ray with an inboard. Something that will be 5,000lbs boat + trailer. Your towing capacity is probably something like 4,500lbs with brakes, and 2,000 without brakes. That being said, I have no idea what your setup is, and it might…

Ironically, I got a raise today, so if I had a big stupid SUV thing that I didn't need, then I'd still be driving it.

You claim that SUVs are unsafe. Yet, you tow a speedboat with a station wagon. Awesome. I could also tell a personal story of somebody who was rear-ended in a truck. Its anecdotal and irrelevent though, so I won't.

On the economic side of things, if you set an effective price floor on gasoline, relative supply goes up,…

I have the most fuel efficient truck in America, a Ford ranger. If you think I don't need it, feel free to suggest an alternative that I can move horse shit in.

Or I won't be able to get to my job and to classes without picking up a second job. And my current job is now going to be minimum wage, thanks to the brilliant idea of jacking up the minumum wage to my current wage, which means the price of everything is going to go up, and you're still going to be making minumum wage.

I nominate either version of the 2.3L 4 cylinder available in the fox body mustang. At the bottom end, you had a miserable N/A version with a low of 88hp.

If you were lucky enough to get a turbo 2.3, you could have as much as 205hp/248 torque.

The turbo version would have been one heck of a motor, being considered more…

Nothing. My truck's feelings are hurt. I have to go clean its air filter now or something so it feels better.

Though I will say, when they discontinued this design in 1993, it was practically unchanged from its 1972 inception.

And a final attempt. This is awfully burdensome compared to even the old kinja. I'd like to reply to replies to replies while looking at a comment and the replies, and its replies with replies surrounding me . . . but I can't.

And another, to be sure.