I was also very heavy on the sarcasm, or so i thought.

Yea, but this is knocking Epic ,and Kotaku is in the pockets of Epic.

+ 1 for the Sheeva

Being nice or talking shit has very different results than calling a report unethical.

I also had this “fun time” as a wireless customer.

did you mean boulder?

Awww poor wittle baby...

Honestly, fuck’um. 

TO parrot others...This isnt Blink - 182...this is Tom’s band he formed when HE left Blink. That said, blink was always over rated, and this is just garbage.

I am apt to agree with you, Tommy...or SHOULD I SAY DANTE! (soap opera close ups)

This playing the right way.

But he did! He basically doubled the teams win totals from the 3 years prior.

Scoops Cote wasnt on this?

Or maybe people can buy whatever they enjoy?

I will actually install Fork Knife to try this.

This!(both things)

I am sure I will catch hear for this question/take, but...

Wins, while meaning less and less, were specifically mentioned in the article. But good critique, Bob. 

You know he wont let you sleep with Kate because you posted this right?

Sure, except he only went 6, gave up 5 hits, and didnt get the win.