Someone here whose nick I sadly can’t remember posted this a while back, and it’s absolutely perfect. This is Vidkun Quisling:

So given how long those books are, are we talking hundreds or thousands of farts seeping into that chair seat?

I think we have come a long way.

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim,” said Michael Rooney, a respiratory therapist. “It is true that [Obama] now identifies as a Christian in the same sense that Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.”

When did this happen? when I was young it was always: "Damn, I wish girls played video games" Now that this strange concept is getting a modicum of media attention, there's literally a fucking war on women...WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP!