Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

Yes, I mean unless you’ve read a thorough plot description or watched someone else play, I expect you’re still in for a surprise. And it only takes 4-5 hours to play through the entire thing, there’s not much to lose.

At least wet farts inspire me to get up and go to the bathroom.

Nah it was Osama, we’re friends on Steam.

This can’t be a shock. Mario dies in every (platform) game. Many, many times usually.

Why is this person eating a bowl of dry cereal

Why is this person eating a bowl of dry cereal

Perfect. We are all in a dead orbit anyways.

That’s a pretty self indulgent way to tell someone you don’t like Beastie Boys.

Did Bubbles just draw a dick?

2Sweeeeeeeet!

I dont blame the creeps though, imagine the possibilities... and all those naked mod.... NWO meetings, yeah I definitely only want to creep on them.

Great, now the Gamestop employees will be aggressively trying to sell me used credit cards.

Stop making up nonsense words.

Ramuh help you if you accidentally park your chocobo right next to the Regalia. Might as well just walk back to town.

I always feel like the only person that actually really enjoyed FFVIII. Maybe I’m a sucker for weird card games and having a “salary”.

nah

Here’s the question: Who’s the final boss of the NFL boss fight?

Oh my god. Honestly I’m pretty glad I graduated college before Tumblr was a thing...

I wondered why it suddenly got so sunny, but now I see where all of the shade went.