"There's a person that comes on to kick the ball, and doesn't do anything else, and yet gets paid millions of dollars."

NCAA Athlete: I'm just not really sure about all this union stuff, what do you think, Mark?

Oh great, just what we need, a bunch of union thugs playing college football.

Yeah so I'm not going to pay for the Boston Globe any time soon.

I'd imagine fisting Ann Coulter would produce a similar result.

A woman. A woman and her truck. A woman, her truck, and a poorly planned advertising campaign. Chevy.

to put the B and S in the BCS

Clinton didn't inhale, Stone Cold didn't swallow.

I think the point of Mikey's snippy reply is that it is possible to have both heterosexual men and gay men in the same room without it either turning into a fuckfest or a fistfight. For example, did you know all sorts of heterosexual men are gynecologists and yet they don't spend all day furiously masturbating because…

"It's my sperm."

Yes, the SEC is SO much better than the Big 12 that two historically meddling Big 12 programs joined the SEC and posted a top-10 finishes within 2 years. Steep learning curve.

Best recruits in college football, great facilities/resources, his own coaching staff, a fat paycheck and plush living in the Austin area. Yeah, it's that much better than Tennessee.

Please spare me the bullshit of how Alabama wasn't up for this game. If that's the case then isn't that on Nick Saban. Also enough about SEC defenses. McCarron was sacked 10 times all year and Oklahoma put him down seven. The Big 12 & Pac 12 have been stronger for years, they just don't have ESPN fluffing them all the…

• Caught off guard while taking a piss, zipped up his penis.

"Incidental Contact: The mere fact that contact occurs does not mean a foul has been committed. Players are allowed to contact other players when reaching for a loose ball, or when performing normal offensive and defensive movements. The hand is considered “ part of the ball” when it is in contact with the ball and…