ESPN's taking the Stephen A approach and blaming the victim. I don't believe Tony meant to hit the kid, but he clearly meant to hit the gas, with a guy on the track... during a caution flag. He should be charged, though he probably wont, and if he does, he'll walk.

Rex Ryan is offering a logical and reasonable perspective from the other side of the lense? Well, let me know when he does this again, because I..

I can't remember who wrote the article, but his suggestion was to change the team name to the "Americans." Most Euro and Asian countries refer to American Indians as "Americans," anyway, it would be super patriotic (the nfl eats that shit up (because that shit makes money(because 'Murica eats that up))), and still…

It's funny because Jerome Bettis doesn't understand the concept of time anymore.

By how quickly ESPN acted on this, apparently it views poking fun at LeBron a more serious offense than suggesting women provoke beatings. Well played, Disney.

You're probably right, but I replied to Albert's opinion to an article posted by Gawker media, and I'm fairly certain it's not my job to verify the facts of the story, nor did I ever refer to the legitimacy of the incident with my original post. Go find something else to conjure some fake anger over, your powers are…

Or the whole, "Well where did Polio go? You think vaccines might've helped it go away?" argument.

Buying all the pies was more in spite of the parents failure to control their kid/ teach him/her how to behave in public rather than in spite of the child him/herself, imo. I think you should stick to fucking up regional food recipes, Burneko.

Common slang terms for male genitals, ranked:
1. Balls

As horrible of a tragedy this was, I fear a less noticed, though equally horrible, tragedy occured on Twitter last night.

This probably wont make their defense any better, or help Jerry Jackass hire a gm any sooner, so I'm not interested.

Reminds me of one of these

After you acknowledge a grammatical error on a thread, do you immediately masturbate?

I can't tell if this is a wink towards my grammatical error or if you genuinely didn't understand the sentiment.

Shirt tucked in, goofy sun glasses, bet he's wearing mid-calf socks, too. This dad is what dad's should be.

I may be alone here, but I always prefer to avoid eye contact while strangers perform oral intercourse on my penis, specifically when cumming.

Hall of fedora?

Fair enough.

Similarly, I keep scrolling up and down this damn website trying to figure out why the fuck I should care about anything Stephen A. is saying or doing.