Milf

Is it fucked up that I saw the first picture of Mrs. Met and thought, "Yeah, I'd probably fuck her"?

Wow! The new Kinja works great!

He's so full of shit.

Jaromir Jager had the best hockey mullet of all time.

"If the punch didn't land, there's no need to reprimand."

I saw the header and thought, "hyperbole, click-bait, bullshit," but that goal was absolutely fucking filthy. Maybe Deadspin should cover more hockey, no?

Haven't read the story yet, just wanted you to know the gif is fap material.

Okay, maybe the two aren't completely comparable, I agree with you there. I think as a Mavs fan, I have some deep embedded hatred for the Heat, and not LeBron specifically. He is the best player in the game right now, but I just can't stand how he presents himself off the court. He's a narcissist who's managed a…

I don't buy it. Gerald Green torched OKC for his career high, 41 points, wearing the same sleeved jerseys. And you forgot the most important part of LeBron's quote, "I'm not making excuses, but I'm not a big fans of the jerseys..." Yeah, that's like starting a comment with: "I'm not racist, but I'm about to say…

This is what LeBron and his mindless fan-boys do. There's always an excuse. His supporting staff in Cleveland wasn't good enough, he lost to Dallas because he just "disappeared," in the forth quarter, he played awful in San Antonio because of his sleeves and his mask. He sure as fuck wasn't complaining about his mask…

broo clearly has no idea what he's doing.

Hi Deadspin staff! Fuck the new Kinja! Is there anything the staff of Deadspin can do to say, "fuck you, new Kinja!"

Did I comment or what? I can't fucking tell.

Watch Tom Ley Masturbate to LeBron as Skip Bayless Masturbates to Tim Tebow using his own Tears

I feel like a little bit of my childhood just died.

The mask still looks black to me.

Maybe he should try blowing off some steam at the shooting range next time. It's less expensive than body repairs and, baring safety, is a solid stress reliever. Plus, I'd imagine he'd look something like this:

Sounds like the girl was the one who messed around and got a triple-double.