I think you're wildly underestimating the overwhelming desire by men to see pictures of naked women and their various parts.

I can't say I agree. Being in the public eye is not a choice that she is volunarily making. It's been foisted upon her parents' rise to power and fame. This sort of media coverage is collateral damage, and in no way contributing to a healthy childhood and adolescence.

You're thinking of the duck vagina, with its labyrinthian passages of mystery and lore.

I'm sorry, what? I think you're confusing the word/concept of 'fear' with: an all-consuming desire and guiding force of the male libido.

Well, I'm using the term 'real' to denote the increased probability that the woman sender intends to send a pic of her own _______ to a specific male recipient, rather than images of performer or model that are distributed without intent.

CHURCH.

An erect penis is - more times than not - a work of art.

What I'm hearing is: straight women are the only people who don't like sexually suggestive pics of genitalia sent to their phones.

I think they'd be pretty darn pleased to receive those as well...given the fact that something like 2/3 of the all internet traffic is filled with labia and vagina and clitori and such. Even better if it was sent by a real woman to a specific recipient!

In other news, millions of men everywhere would like to be 'assaulted' by unsolicited pics of lady boobs and lady butts.

GET IT!

Napoleon was actually of average male height at the time - perhaps even a bit taller than average at 5'8. The stereotype derives from the French measurement system that had shorter units of measurement than other areas in Europe and the US. And when we were at war with France and in an era before standardized…

Well, if you're doing it for yourself and for your female counterparts, great.

Other than being the daughter of a neoliberal war hawk and fair weather centrist, I can't think of a single think this young woman has done to deserve any form of media coverage.

No.

You know, the best part about the whole thing was: After seeing used condom wrappers in my girlfriend's bathroom waste basket, having mutual friends tell me that they saw my her repeatedly hanging out with the same guy in different places, and having her make weird excuses for why she started coming home really late…

I did! (I just did it in a 'creative' way that allowed myself and her best friend to jointly exit her presence with a bit of licentious glee).

Ha. Because that's going to happen.

I'm someone who knows when things are broken and beyond repair.

I definitely see how cheating on your partner is a fucked up way to behave, and that's why I gave her an experiential lesson on why her behavior was so fucked up.