Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

In Soviet Russia, Hard Times falls on you!

It’s these type of bullshit comments that really chafe my nuts.

The brakes weren’t upgraded to take account of the significant extra weight of the vehicle and additional occupants. That was the mechanical fault, and it was the cause of his losing control on the downhill to the stop sign and then running it. That, among other things, was why it had failed its inspection.

Yeah but Phillip will take his kids out for ice cream and they’ll forget all about it. 

I was almost hoping for a Rams/Chargers Superbowl just so it could be NFL broadcast nightmare. It would be the lowest rated game ever.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

Drive eastward for three hours from Bethel, NY (1969 Woodstock site), and you’ll be somewhere in Rhode Island. Watkins Glen is about 3 hours west of where the original Woodstock took place.

Now that is a wedding crasher.

“Whenever I erect anything”

It’s Australia, gravity brings things up, not down.

It’s why in first world countries signs are attached like this:

I’m no structural engineer, though I do know a few. That giant sign sticking straight up off the beam without support at the top looks like a terrible terrible design. Its basically a sail.

I hate that I like the Bears.

That is highly unsafe and deserves to be snitched on, gorillas are sentient beings, not rooftop sax slaves

the team believes the complaint originated from “a disgruntled season ticket holder that dislikes our creative director.”

I’ve always thought it tragic that native born people can’t be deported. If I was emperor, I’d allow a 1.5 to 1 swap.

One day, when I’m president, we’ll ship every bro truck owner and stance driver to Guam.