This. This is objectively the worst Will Ferrell movie. The pits.

Aerostar, my dude.

The FBI declined to investigate something that would implicate rich white men?!? No. Way.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

I LIVE HERE IN CLEVELAND!!!! THIS IS MY BANK!!!! I AM NOT SURPRISED!!!!

Damn. He had to hold out for three weeks? Companies are paying tri-weekly now?

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Range Rover owners really shouldn’t cry about this.

I don’t think the Range Rover got stuck so much as it decided to just break at the worst possible moment. Oh well, keep calm and carry on I suppose.

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

Wow! This is fucking amazing! My Grandfather participated in Normandy, but landed there a few days after the initial invasion and drove a jeep around as well. God I wish I knew more about what he did....

It’s clear that someone got to Curry. And I have a feeling I know who.

If we learned anything from the last year of NBA PG tin-foil-hattery, it’s that Westbrook’s gonna need to get into chemtrails if he ever wants to win a championship. Those are the rules now.

I guarantee those would fail the IIHS test referenced here. They also had to be aimed, which lots of people did not do. They also burned out semi frequently. 

Yeah, but they didn’t work fine. They did work though.

That’s it - they were only “just fine”.  There’s a reason that these are obsolete.

I remember those. Ugly as sin, illuminated for shit, but at least were cheap. 1 out of 3, would not go back.

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