My first impression from what she wrote was similar—that she is public defender clearly annoyed with this dummy she may not have any choice in representing. I sent it to a prosecutor friend who found the whole thing hilarious.

I’ve never been much of a drinker, and I’ve noticed that the people most likely to push me to drink when I don’t want to are people who appear to have their own issues with alcohol. I think it makes them uncomfortable seeing me enjoy myself without drinking. My husband quit drinking several years ago, and it basically…

Mine is not in Wynne. It’s closer to Opossum City :)

I am also from Cross County. I wonder what the odds are that we are related?

I’m also from Cross County <sigh> and have lived in the vicinity of Benton County. It’s better and worse than Cross County. If I needed to work in Bentonville, I’d probably pick a neighboring county. Benton County is dry and super-duper Baptist in a rather suffocating way. Washington County has the University in it…