wonderphil
wonderphil
wonderphil

she literally talked to me about the shit you find mortifyingly slavish so try again, asshole

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

The Wendy Williams approach to documentation

Only in my wildest Dantean hellscape.

So, will the baristas be like Hibachi Artists only like juggling beans, cups, and tossing little pastries into customer's mouths?

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future