Bring on the insignificant gripes!

I see your point, but why cant him and/or his administration say that specifically?

for people trying to visualize why anyone would run a 4:3 res on a 16:9 display, this image sums it up pretty well, they’re trying to account for the vertical space that’s important in building.

I’m available. I’ll let Aaron call the plays.

...and to the cougar ninjas in RDR1.

This, then, is the true mark of realism in RDR 2.

We have deer that roam through the development I live in. Every now and then, one of them (usually a buck, though I’ve seen it in does, too) will get a burr up their butt and decide they want to fuck with a pedestrian (we’re a walking community, so there are often…

The Deer in RDR 2 are the asshole equivalent to the traffic in GTAV

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Because that’s the magic of YouTube. You can’t clickbait the shit out of a video if you don’t at least ATTEMPT to be honest...

I have hated everything Mopar since March 9, 1992. That is the day a Dodge dealer acted like the new Viper was some kind of rare earth element untouchable by those unable to afford it. My buddy and I drove an hour on our birthday to see one at a dealer and the dealer had it roped off and absolutely refused to let us…

YEAH FREDDY WTF

While Amazon was not the primary case of Toys “R” Us’ downfall—that would be the private equity firms that bought the brand in a leveraged buyout and saddled it with huge amounts of debt

I get the impression from comments here that capitalism and the law of supply and demand are Challenging concepts, and people would rather Charge ahead and Demonize the Intrepid guy who does understand them.

SNES Jurassic Park? Many a times, I have never made it through that game...

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

I thought not stomping over other’s automotive preferences would have been a prerequisite for this job, but OK. Since I can assume you’re just trolling I’ll not get upset, but I will offer an alternative position. I daily a big ol truck for a number of reasons.

Very few people, including most jalopnik.com writers and readers, buy the vehicle they need. They buy the vehicle they want to and can (sometimes) afford. Nobody needs a BMW, Tesla, sports car, Jeep, roadster or any other car any of us would like to own. They all need a camry or a Grand Caravan. Or really just a bus…

Edd China, is that you?

I also wanted to come back and say that this article is awesome. More stuff like this please Jalopnik!