They looked past her average looks and gazed lovingly on those enormous piles of grain and gold.

Hotwashing has not become an internet slogan though, so you probably won’t get much traction for that.

Actually, it will be an Israeli playing a Greek - and if I remember correctly, the first Ptolemaic ruler who bothered to learn the local language.

Wherever he ends up filming his next movie, I hope this marks the last occasion on which famous, successful actors fall over themselves to be included.

restless, quirky Gatsby Welles

Not to mention his technical & mechanical innovations, born mostly from necessity. I mean, LES PAUL once told Eddie that there were only three people who *really* knew how to build a guitar--himself, Leo Fender, & Eddie Van Halen.  I watched an interview with him last night & it’s totally worth spending the whole hour:

Who the hell shows up here to post some lame shit like that? Bad form, dude.

Gotta be the hamburger in “Better off Dead.”

No kidding I remember being in a wicked scene queen’s apartment in 1980 and I saw the Ramones’ first album next to Van Halen’s first album next to AC/DC’s Highway to Hell, and up until then it was a time when you stood steadfastly by your musical heroes and nobody who worshiped AC/DC dared to think Van Halen was anythi…

I fucking miss 96 Rock.

Easy. As a seven year-old I had a mono clock radio that I kept tuned to our city’s hard rock station (96 Rock in Atlanta), and one of those schoolbox-shaped cassette recorders where you pushed down play and record at the same time. If something came on the radio that I liked, I’d get the recorder going and set it…

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DUSTY IN MY HOUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN!

Sorry, what film?

Yeah, GRRM’s ideas of where exactly the line is when it comes to rape is not the best.

I’ll never forget the time my wife found me lying on my back in bed watching Jackass 2. After the requisite “Let me know when you’re done watching this shot” comment, she noticed something just passed my belly and realized our 9 y.o. son was watching with me. What he heard after that was worse than anything he could…

“Both were considered perfectly acceptable when they originally aired,”

The hell?

Hell, I’m just happy he’s still around and able to be unimpressed by anything.