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“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

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Unfortunately I went to college around the turn of the millennium and smoked a lot of pot, so any time I see O.A.R. is playing all my head starts doing is muttering a god awful “Mmmhheeet wuz a kra-zee game of hoc-keey.”

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Um, what about Mrs. Caliban, a book about a lonely woman who has an affair with a aquatic creature who is being experimented upon in a government lab?

I went to my butcher and told him, “I’d like 2 pork uteruses.” and he says, “Boy, so would I!”

“- Safety - If you read travel blogs, most crimes that happen to tourists are crimes of theft, usually in the form of pickpockets, who are criminals of opportunity. If you look like a tourist, you will more likely be targeted, than if you look like someone on business. A good sports coat, helps one blend in,…

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Yes, he is.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Can’t argue with that list too much. Maybe Desmond Dekker instead of Prince Buster, but that’s a toss up. And personally, I’d replace Less Than Jake with The Slackers but ... that’s just me.

Brady Hoke is who this fan base deserves.

As someone who was an undergrad at Vandy in the late 90's watching the Vols fuck up on a daily basis is delightful.

The market for my Etsy store featuring macaroni art of Matlock (search for Matlockroni if you’re interested) is about to burst wide open!

Maybe some Vanderbilt kids came and helped.

You, my friend, are stupid, rich, or stupid and rich. Whichever it is, I envy you.

I think you might be lactose intolerant.