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“That said, if they’re aiming on going back to the Christmas Carol and Treasure Island formula, why is it Gonzo and Pepe and not the power team of Gonzo and Rizzo??”

Look, if Disney isn’t just going to straight up do a new legit Muppet Show, or get Stoller, Bobin and McKenzie back to do more movies, then just doing “Muppets [insert Disney movie/thing here]” is probably the best thing to do with them.

I’ve always hated Hash Pipe. No idea why. I recognize why other people like it, but I can’t stand it. Good list otherwise.

i’m gonna throw in a dark horse ‘best line’ and say it’s in iron man 3:

Obviously you haven’t been following Sirhan Sirhan’s pre-parole Soundcloud, and it shows.

That list of guest collaborators seems rather paltry... where’s R. Kelly, Ike Turner, Matt Gaetz, Leatherface or Mount Vesuvius?

Mambo Number 5 for a serial killer movie

You forgot solving murders in a village. That’s an essential segment of roles for older women.

In a time...where to be different was to be condemned. And to be condemned...was to die.

i want kathryn hahn and betty gilpin to meld their energies and create chaos.

I think calling WandaVision the first Marvel property to get any awards traction is doing a disservice to Black Panther's seven Oscar nominations (including Best Picture), three of which it won to add to its SAG win for the cast and the Grammy for its soundtrack. 

Yup, make whatever jokes you want about ScarJo & her thoughts on what roles she should get, but this seems relatively close to a slam dunk.

From the WSJ artcile:

Not enough Sam Rockwell.

Secret Avengers movie with Cap, Nat, and Sam on the run please

Man, a Valkyrie movie showing how she got from Asgard to Sakaar could be really good.

Hey, I like Iron Man 2. Sam Rockwell. Mickey Rourke asking for his boird. Introducing Black Widow and bringing Don Cheadle to the party.   There’s a lot to like there.  

Would you please stop being so damned reasonable?

I never took “I was a child” to mean that she was literally a child, but just that Marion was a college-age teenager (say, 18 or 19), and he was 8 or 10 years older.  So she still felt like a kid in comparison to him, the older man.