Lesson learned: we must be Better than Ezra

$40 million in its opening weekend, which is a good $38 million more than the week’s other new movie, Ben Affleck’s The Way Back (it made $8.5 million)

Kids these days. Too busy doing their Fortnight dances on TikTok to read Pablo Neruda like we did when we were 8.

The part where he revealed that she used the correct vials despite the sabotage because she was a good nurse was such a heartwarming moment, probably my favorite moment in the entire film.

No amount of footage, clips or interviews can convince me this is an actual show and not some 30 Rock joke come to life.

Gotta say I could not focus on the plot elements of this trailer because I was so transfixed by Nicole Kidman’s excellent wardrobe.

I badly want to see the speech where Rammstein inducts Beethoven. 

see also: Motorhead

This will be me on my way to the theater on April 3rd:

Fuck this thing being on Apple TV, but I’m very excited for the IMAX release. Comes out a day after my birthday, and the day after a new Bond movie comes out too. Mike and Adam’s live show that I saw in LA right after the book came out was the shit.

I agree, but I’ve heard an even better idea out there: LeVar Burton.

As long as there are no scenes of painfully bland people having boring sex to Leonard Cohen, you can count me in.

Yup.

needs more statham.

I will say Rock N Rolla was underrated. It wasn’t as good as his 1st two (what could have been that great?) But Rock n Rolla was so much fun.

You are wrong.

Keep your nerd rage in check boy, just because you only watch shows because they’re trendy doesn’t mean the rest of us haven’t already seen him act all over Hollywood for a decade before GOT.

I’m being unfair; this isn’t concern trolling. You’ve found a new version of “well, actually” called “well, actuarily...”

Concern trolling, at best. Should nothing have been done about lynchings or the bombing of black churches because statistically, they involved a small percentage of African-Americans? Should slavery be OK because only a small percentage of black children were born into it? Why not compare the probabilities of a school…