I have hundreds and hundreds of books, and if I had more space I’d probably have thousands. I cull occasionally, getting rid of books I’ve read and didn’t like that much or of which I’ve come to the realization that I’ll probably never read. However, I still have hundreds of books I haven’t read. And that’s the way…

I like to think he crossed the Bifrost to Valhalla.

Bah, he probably just escaped into the quantum realm.  Or maybe a mirror universe.

Yeah, I feel like we haven’t gotten any news on that in about a year. I’m sadly assuming that it’s dead.

Get Joshua Jackson. Let him play Charlie from the original Mighty Ducks movies. He is now in the Gordon Bombay role and is forced to coach little league hockey team. He’s over it until he gets a visit from his old coach Gordon, who is now in the Hans role from the movies. Throw in one or two charismatic kid leads and…

Mighty Ducks tv show? Damn you i’m 36 now and I still want to see this. It’s knuckle puck time, fuckers. 

The resurrection of Jesus took 3 days and he’s just one superhero, Avengers:name to be confirmed, has to resurrect a whole lot of heroes whose sequel movies have been confirmed. 

My review of Bohemian Rhapsody:

*shrugs* I like him.

I instantly want this book. Much like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat, my desire for pop culture references needs to be sated.

Yeah, they tend to get that way when combating FUCKING COLLABORATORS like OfDonald over there.

Pretty sure Brown just made Sanders's ass linear.

Wait, Sub Pop does ‘travel’ now?  So do they have passport belt pouches with Kim Thayil’s face on it?

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

A. A. Dowd liked “Frances Ha”, so his opinion has little value.

I like Judy Greer.

Super not fair to lump the Backstreet Boys in with Korn. Korn never did anything 1/100th as great as “I Want It That Way”.

Wicket the Ewok.

And what, Chris, do you think is going to happen when you start throwing things at a Skywalker? To quote Mark Hamill, “Don’t fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”