This. This is why I’m selling my motorcycle. When every car might suddenly swerve to catch a freaking snorlax, you’re screwed. Add in the folks eating, talking on the phone, clueless, or just plain dumb? Yeah no I wanna live kthx bai.

1) Why wasn’t Wun Wun wearing something resembling armor?

White privilege

What a wonderful use of an Carrier Group, just so you aren't delayed on the way to your Mensa gathering.

To be fair, Trump was even more orange without even trying.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Yes, all free when you purchase a $2500 ticket.

That is horribly disturbing and I still laughed. I love Ron’s lack of reaction.

This shouldn’t be any different than all kinds of women always being asked “So, you’re a mother...” If successful actresses and businesswomen can be reduced to moms, a male tv show host can be reduced to a divorcee for 2 minutes.

I like pissy Kelly. Let her blow off some steam. Strahan will be gone soon anyways.

Either Kelly has just begun her “zero fucks” tour or she’s been drinking out of Kathie Lee’s coffee mug.

I love how the viewers really needed the titles to remind us who these interchangeable nobodies were, because otherwise they’re a bunch of generic guitar-playing white boys with about an ounce of talent among them. They could have easily been some mid-90s boy band called ‘Murkun Eyedoll’.

Well there are some complex things at play here. First of all, we don’t grow up calling the Pilgrims and Western settlers ‘illegal immigrants,’ even though they weren’t especially welcome when they arrived. Probably because they forced their culture on everyone else and destroyed everything they couldn’t assimilate.…

Um, here’s an idea - if you think the men in a prison will assault a woman for looking like a woman, maybe put the woman in a women’s prison? Just saying.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I’ll say it again: Feminism without intersectionality is just various shades of bigotry.

So these screw ups - care to detail?

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.