Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

“On January 20th, I will not be celebrating or honoring an incoming president who rode racism, sexism, xenophobia and bigotry to the White House,” “The American people will never forget that when a foreign government violated our democracy, Donald Trump chose the interests of another nation over our own.”

I feel like we have decades of research demonstrating that AT BEST physical punishments are no more effective than alternatives and are associated with troubling outcomes. You’re essentially teaching a child when someone smaller and weaker does things they don’t like, that a physical reaction is appropriate.

“An inspiring tale of the future” -the GOP

I’m 99% sure he is Santa. The North Pole thing was to throw everyone off. He’s been in New Orleans for decades.

He certainly has the “twinkle in his eye” part down! 10/10 would believe he is THE Santa.

Feel free to substitute the words “evil” or “selfish” for stupid as well.

Right. I sort of don’t like casting Trump supporters as naive. You had to be willfully ignorant to not get the agenda Trump and Co. were pushing. You had to cling to your stupidity with tenacity, basically putting your hands over your ears and screaming “nah nah nah, I can’t hear you” while the rest of us desperately…

I’m amazed at how many Democratic operatives refer to Kellyanne as a great friend.

This tape would be so much better.

Stupid hat? Check.

When I think Papa I think this guy. He’s certainly no damm hipster.

Yeah holy fuck this woman is pure evil. Fuck her.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

Has it occurred to her that it might help if her own husband stopped making fun of the disabled?