I bought a dog from our blacksmith last week.  We’d only had him home 5 minutes and he made a bolt for the door.

Uh, maybe you should see a doctor.

I hear spitting in your hand helps with that

As long as Patton Oswalt gets to kill an over-confident henchman with a dumb nickname, I am in.

I’m gonna watch this on my cell phone in about three months and then decide if it’s a good movie. 

My uncle who works at Nintendo told me the same thing! 

The only acceptable replacement, of course, would have been David Cross.

This is the exact plot of the movie “Moon” with Sam Rockwell. 

That's not really true. The "You Must Remember This" podcast did a great series on the movie and explained how even in 1946 there were people who called it out as racist. There were even protests of movie theatres during the original run. So it is not like this was a movie that was socially acceptable when it came out…

And so poised, too!  Just like a little lady.

Aw, that’s just precious.  She’s so cute.

Note: not nearly as bad as self-proclaimed method actors. 

I’m calling it out as kind of annoying?

Can any of these celebrities just listen to a trans person for a minute before spouting off nonsense?  We aren't from fucking Jupiter, gender might be a more complicated subject then they think but its not rocket science.  I will always be in awe that so many people think a rich billionaire needs defending.

I often favour my lady wife with a kiss ‘pon her forehead, and she does the same for me. Then the raw-dogging commences.

Everyone should check out his movie ’71, about a British soldier lost in a hostile Belfast during the Troubles. Its a fantastically tense, one crazy night style thriller.

You know, not all horror fans love every sub genre of horror. They probably saw the movie because they enjoy horror, but the “gore for gores sake” stuff is pretty shit usually. I’m not sure why pointing that out is such a problem.

You definitely come across like the insane moms that thought Silent Night Deadly Night was going to ruin Xmas forever 

Nothing like a post about Terrifier 2 to bring out an AV Club commenter’s inner uptight evangelical movie censor.

You guys don’t cover pornography on here, so why do you keep offering publicity for this piece of revolting torture porn?