I love Todd. He went from the intelligent, voice of reason to comedically dressing up dead bodies and Tandy’s best bud (complete with friend kisses) so gradually. Plus he does a wicked Morgan Freeman.

as far as an overweight hermit in a yoda costume with limited vocal skills go. He wasn’t dead at least.

It certainly jumped like 7-8 months when Todd lost it because no one would have a baby with him. I think they decided to do that just to not have to edit around how pregnant Kristen Schaal still was. Also they never seemed to know what the hell to do with Jasper anyways, I swear he’s spoke like 4 times.

Fuckin’ shots fired. Give me back my old AV Club, please and thank you.

Man, between Todd’s corpse dressing, and Tandy’s deeply disturbing taxidermy dog robot, the last few survivors of earth are into some hardcore corpse desecration.

Eh they got closer to commenting on how much everything sucks in the Kanye sketch, Bryant said something along the lines of “Kanye is a distraction, we should only talk about what’s important, like how to survive the monsters. And also, like, the midterms, because whats going on with that? I can’t keep up.”

/s?

Evil dead II is still one of my favorites of all time, but I somehow have still not managed to give this much of a chance. Watched the first couple and felt weird about it, like a CBS Evil Dead show. It get better going along? I’ll probably try to back into season one soon.

I love my simple little Pebble (RIP), but the one feature I would want that this has is the onboard memory. So I could load it with audio and go running with bluetooth headphones without a phone on me. 

I love my simple little Pebble (RIP), but the one feature I would want that this has is the onboard memory. So I…

Keep it up, weird kid.

As someone who’s spent 20 minutes playing Donkey Kong in the last month, that games fuckin’ impossible. Also, this is one of only a few docs I’ve seen in a theater, it’s so damn good.

Oh, stop.

kinja sux lulz

First? Somehow?

I remember begging my mom to let me skip baseball practice so I could keep playing Rampage World Tour before we returned it to Blockbuster. Why they decided to make that into a movie is beyond me, but I guess anything the Rock is attached to gets financed these days. As long as he cuts that presidential-campaign-hintin…

Preordered pants, huh? What a time to be alive.

Preordered pants, huh? What a time to be alive.

Only if a piece of shrapnel tore it up on her first tour and she had it moved

Hey Sarah Palin helped re-launch the career of Lisa Ann, and for that we must thank her.

Let’s not forget he’s decently chubby.

Aww, lookit Mitch go.