You must be fun at parties.

Wrong...it was an awesome typo for this story...from this typo great fanfiction will spring forth.

it was a good typo for this story

Evan. But Eva sounds like a better time.

I slip into my feminine and empower Evan to be in his masculine.

Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

Clearly he’s a momma’s boy that can’t think for himself. Eloise Harvey needs to rise from the grave and slap the taste out of his mouth.

RIP, Fred Sanford.

Sliz-ay!

She came to slay, bitch.