Except Howard doesn't suck.

#NotAllRedditors

Um..... excuse me... I'm just gonna.. go.. to the er, bathroom for a bit.

In a few hours I'm going to hit the gym and then teach a self-defense class (mixed sex). I'll pair women with men, women with women, and men with men. Size, age, etc, it really doesn't matter. You don't get to pick your attacker. Life don't work like that.

And, at the end of the day, I'll be a happy fucking instructor…

As the wife of a man who works in mobile gaming, this is all really educational.

I think this was my absolute most favorite comment here on Jezebel ever.

I award you one Internet for the successful troll.

whats worse is the comments on this article when it was originally posted - people imploring those who greg grossed out that "hey! Thats just his shtick!" What? his shtick is to be a rapey douchebro well into his fourties? Mission accomplished then!

Wait, wait wait RYAN GOSLING is single? I may have a chance now.

It's really the same "Men are publicly portrayed in a bad light BAAWWWWW" that's been a feature of "art/entertainment" in Thelma & Louise and The Color Purple and anything else where there is a man on the screen doing horrible things (usually to some woman or several).

They don't need to feel comfortable and accepted, just not actively ostracized and sexually harassed.

Don't know if I would call that lucrative

We are being taken over by trolls. Sadly, these trolls may in fact be feminist women who only agree with issues that directly relate to them. From a cis white female, this is why that solidarity for only white women went viral. Bc we suck. I'm EXTRA cranky today in light of the supreme court ruling and the three…

Pet Peeve: men who think that they can understand anything about women, even doctors on medical issues.

Basic Black and Basic Latino Bitches next week? Nah, probably not..

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

Jezebel Basic

Oh I understand what the phrase is supposed to mean. But this article is just a collection of inside jokes about vacuous white chicks from different regions.

Anyone who has ever tried to masturbate with one hand and hold an iPad / iPhone with the other can attest to the utter failure of this effort. The jitteriness is Blair Witch Project - level nauseating. And by "anyone" I absolutely do not mean me.

He is a man in this world so he is very privileged i don't know why you feel sorry for him??