"He really isn't in a good place."

Here's a revolutionary idea: people might find all sorts of other people attractive.

We must make an example of these animals. Chemical castration would be the humanitarian solution, at the very least.

if this where only real. But rather than have their heads cut off we should be calling for castration. IT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL LEARN. #norape #yesallwomen

We must raise all boats, your attitude and insults toward a woman attempting to lean in and pave the road for other women in a hostile industry is reprehensible.

Lets just give them the new seat belts

#womenintech is such a critical issue, you are a pioneer in hostile territory. keep fighting the good fight and showing them what we're really capable of. #leanin

Can we talk about the fucking Haka for a second? I never knew I was into rugby until someone on Deadspin posted the All Blacks Haka. Hot Damn!

If this wasn't the most bad ass uniform ever worn I don't know what was. The guy didn't even bother throwing on a robe on his way to the ring because he looked so bad ass.

Huh. My brain is revolted but it seems that my genitals now support this choice 100%.

Thank god some of you are still sane!

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