Being 43 and wanting kids might be the issue. There’s a certain sort of guy who doesn’t think about settling down until his late 30s, who then decides his future wife needs to be around or under 30 so that he can take dating and marriage on a relaxed schedule without worrying about bumping into female fertility…

Here’s my library of flaws :)

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

Clover pleaaase. I know the white girls don’t care but I thought you would! (crying face)

Brokeback Mountain wasn’t just a good movie, it was a cultural tipping point. Once a cowboy is gay everything is gay.

FUCKING THANK YOU. All of my Gilmore friends were disgusted with Rory’s behavior in the reboot, but I was the only one openly enraged by the treatment Paris got. Paris deserved to be happy, and she was meant to do good in the world. To have her as a profit-driven bitch whose marriage is ending and who is making the…