"Yes, I've heard all the things you want to do to me. Thank you. That's quite enough."

"Shh. Just relax. Sit back and watch me mispronounce 'penguins.'"

Right? And to everyone saying "Oh big surprise, a dude on Craigslist was a dick!", I say to you: this is a lot of dudes. Like, a lot. Who realize why you have earbuds in and don't care. Who realize why you have that scowl on your face and don't care. They think they're just that fucking special, that even though…

"But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!") and your sunglasses on, even when they're not necessary."

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.

I love the idea that the dog is "quirky" as well, like he's got really whimsical taste in garbage and birds etc

Uh, oh wow. This is doing unexpected things for me.

Well, there was this:

I'm fucking sick of atheists getting the shit end of the stick. WE'RE THE ONES NOT KILLING PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF SOME FUCKTARD IN THE SKY. Fuck you, Lucas Oil lady.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Remember when you mused out loud that you wanted to see a mashup of the video for "Wrecking Ball" set to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" so I made it but then we never did anything with it? Here it is, the only gift I could give that's mildly worthy of your exit.

i had a friend that was a young officer at the Belgrano, when the torpedos hit it he was at the upper deck. The lower ones come up crushing everyone sleeping in middle of them. Not funny that more people was killed there than all argentinian deaths altogether. Not funny that more then young guys died after war because…

I lost friends in the ARA general Belgrano sinking....It's not funny.

Did you read, I mean REALLY read what I've written? I'll quote myself:

She also believes she's an Egyptian Architect and a "Successful" Lawyer. Good for her, I'd love to see when her bubble pops.

just imagine if Top Gear went to a nation we lost to and made jokes at the usa's expense.

What makes you say that? Ask anyone who was alive and not a pro-military, they all hated the diea of going to war for some crappy islands. No one openly protested about it because the "Junta" were killing anyone who went against it.

Well, I'm an Argentinian. And I'm pretty sure that we'll get them sooner or later after you found, (surprise, surprise) there's no oil in there...

Also. I don't mind a chunk of cold as a penguin's ass, desert as a void land as it is The Malvinas (Or Falklands, or Fucklands for that matter, I don't even care).

See, The…

Let me explain why this isn't funny: Argentinians, at the time were living in an oppressive military coup, and it forced a huge amount of 18 year olds to work as military, and when the war started, those 18 year olds had to go as well. Think about it, you're 18, you just finished high school, you have to do forced…

Why on earth would you want to drive a Porsche 928 through Argentina? If it wasn't to make this entire point about "We won the war!" (the British wield that point better than anyone, and as a Brit I should know)? I can very well imagine the way that it came about is that they saw the car and someone said, "Hey, the…