dear EVERY FUCKING DUDE in this post,

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

My boyfriend is a living bitch-slap to this lie about crushed genitals: He is hung like a whale (and I can compare, because I've been a certifiable slut for eight years) and he sits with his legs crossed all. the. time. He shakes his head when he sees this shit.

Guys. We don't believe you. What we do believe: You've…

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

When women use sex toys, they are usually aroused. Changing a tampon is NOT and arousing experience. The vagina is not a button that if you touch it, the woman becomes sexually aroused. It takes a lot more than that. Arousal starts in the mind, you have to be in the right mood to be aroused. That's what foreplay is,…

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Right? And I've got to do it in my tiny office bathroom, and I'm usually pissed off, and in fear that I might have already burned through the last one too fast, so I have to check my underwear, and then I've got to shove something up in my vag to prevent blood from getting on my clothes, and then walk my happy ass…

It's funny because it's hard to imagine the men described in the study until one shows up in the comment, just, makin' a scene.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

something apparently men AND women* don't know about women : women don't pee out of their vaginas! THERES A SEPERATE TEENY TINY HOLE THAT OU PEE OUT OF AND IT IS NT IN YOUR VAGINA

"A verdict that might not be benificial for the gay and lesbian community in Virginia."

Team Cat Headquarters here,

douchebag says what ?

Okay OBVIOUSLY Idris Elba is way better than Benedict Cumberbatch. Everyone with two eyes and a soul knows this. But Benedict is the better choice for Shere Khan. Idris should play Bagheera.

But Mark, how can you deny the solid "bitches be crazy and men's money is more important than all the things!" reasoning of the OP?

Hiddleston video just posted. He challenged Cumberbatch.

Nathan Fillion challenged Tom Hiddleston, so you may want to hold off on making your decision until that video posts.

If it had been up to me, those kittens would have never learned to walk, because I would have been overcome with the urge to clutch them to my bosom. That is some iron will in those videos - most of them resist the urge to pet them.

He's giving me even more feely feels for being so handsome and such a goober at the same time.