Aw, come ON Jezebel! You can't disable gifs and then post an article about Benedict Cumberbatch! Now you're just being cruel.

The one walking off......"you're so f"n mature, Brah. Whatever". Lodo style.

I love the one in the middle, like that one sober friend trying to prevent you from acting a fool.

Needs more top hat and monocle.

You have a really skewed concept of passive aggressive bullshit if you think that. He was checking on her, which was his responsibility as a driver who almost caused an accident, and he was recording it for the sake of possible liability issues. Nearly every insurance company and police tip sheet I have ever read…

"He apparently ran her off the road then films her while he repeatedly tells her to calm down. The things she says are unfortunate but if ever anyone is likely to say something like that it's when they've just been in fear for their life."

what are you saying here, if not making excuses for this woman??

The things she says are unfortunate but if ever anyone is likely to say something like that it's when they've just been in fear for their life.

I was rear ended at a stop light by a dude going 40 miles an hour. He totaled my car. I got out and exchanged insurance information with him. I didn't go on a racist tirade & threaten to kill him because I am not, in fact, clinically insane.

I'm in the same sleepy boat as Rebecca, so I'll leave you with this:

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

Eh, Dog's history of doing things to help women and punish men who hurt them is pretty awesome, which is why he was given a TV show. I don't have a problem with him using the stage/audience he's given to make a show out of bringing this piece of shit to justice to hopefully make any other such potential offenders…

Girl, all I have to say is good fucking riddance. You don't need that stupid shit in your life.

I'm not taking weight advice from a doctor who dislikes logic.

Oh yes I bet they'd be lapping up health advice from Mrs Romney.

I think it goes without saying that if Michelle were the "right" skin color and belonged to the "right" political party (see what I did there? huh? huh?), he would be kissing her "fat" ass.

And let's not forget when Christopha stole her swag on The Sopranos:

As has been reported and discussed on this site and the internet over, people have been going bonkers over the FLOTUS' body since she was introduced to America. They threw a fit because her official WH portrait captures her flawless arms in a sleeveless dress. They hate that she wears shorts. They hate her butt. Yadda…

But school lunches a) affect children's health, b) desperately need improvement, and c) can be directly changed by the government.

Uppity. I think they mean uppity.