Adding on to what other people said: Do something small tomorrow (it is a big birthday, so you really do need to do something) but include a little note that says something like, "Since today is Monday, your real present has been officially postponed to [enter specific date here]. Keep the evening clear, it's going to…

Really? People say that? Huh. What about the people who think both shows are outdated, boring, and not funny at all? (Then again, I've never found a sitcom I thought was at all amusing...)

Aah, what is this from? So familiar!! But I can't remember!

Is this on your phone? Sometimes certain places resend emails and they don't quite load properly...you don't happen to subscribe to Refinery29, do you? :)

Also, you'd have the issue of people siding/not siding with you because of their feelings about the presidency and not the merits of your case.

She's graduated from "New Girl" to a modification of his name! This is a big step in JezzieLand!

My guess is that they're going to roll the Osha's character into the greenmen's characters. Or maybe they'll meet up with them? I guess they felt they didn't have time to deal with it. I definitely agree with you about those other two things; Tyrion is supposed to look like a monster now, not like himself with a…

Wow, of the beginning questions, none of them were right. I'm pretty even all around, but in a pointy way, not a round way. So, I'm not bottom heavy and not side heavy. But I also don't fit the description for round: "You picked the right shape if you've had surgery. You can also be naturally round if you have a…

I had an interest in coding in elementary school. I even got a big book out of the library and started teaching myself HTML. Know why? I wanted to create sparkly fonts for neopets boards and a website about unicorns.

My grandmother runs in some higher up Washington circles, and apparently it is "well known" that Bill often wines and dines attractive young women at upscale restaurants such as the Prime Rib. It is "well known" that he's had other affairs, they're discreet about it and there's a bit of a "don't ask don't tell"…

But Jorah is waaaay to old for her! It's creepy how he keeps getting way too intimate with her after she's repeatedly turned him down. Also, he still sees her as younger and less mature than she is. It's weird.

Groupthink is pretty much a crowd sourced advice column!

Hm, some sort of double entendre regarding the bird and the act? Don't worry, I realize that private jokes never translate well when explained, and I'm probably way off :).

I want to know this as well! Also, nice name change, although I liked your old one a lot too. (I know of this change because my notifications listed you under your old name, then I refreshed and your new name showed up.)

Sigh. I suppose I should probably go back to thinking about adorable little lap dogs...

I want a pet bunny. They always look so so so cute and so cuddly and adorable! However, I have one friend who always tells me how soul-destroyingly terrible bunnies are as pets. Does anyone here have any personal anecdotes or facts and figures to the contrary?

Ohmygod I now want one so so so badly. Stop nagging me, uterus! We're in college, you have to wait!

I've always found that you notice your skin much much more than other people do. For example, I have some friends who sound like they're in the same boat as you. When they bring it up, I can look at their face and think "yeah, I can see how that would be painful/annoying/___". But, outside of those conversations, I…

You should reply with one of those "Can't tell if joking or serious" internet memes. Because I sure can't. I *think* he's being witty/dry and just isn't translating well..

It's lovely, but it's very very twee, and twee is starting to fade out of style. (I love feminine stuff, though, so, no judgement from me! Just talking you out of it.) You'll probably get really bored of it after a month, and definitely after a year. Also, you can't even try it on! You'll probably have to go to the…