white kid from middle america who was 8 when thriller came out: YOU’RE SO FUCKING RIGHT. michael was THE MAN to every goddamn kid, black and white.

and not even a good job; he let his teammates get killed

Is...is that Kris Paronto character criticizing an unarmed student in non-combat situation for hiding during a mass shooting, and comparing him unfavorably to his actions as a soldier with a gun doing his job in a combat situation?

1. Nope.

Every time Elon Musk is mentioned, it is somebody’s obligation to point out that he’s a pretty obvious candidate to be a real life Bond villain. He’s adored by masses of people who don’t recognize how fucking sinister he is.

This dude is not going to age well.

1. My mama.

This happened too close to me. Me and little Cali4life just talked about it. This city is a tree city and in his neighborhood and many others, at night with the trees, and little lighting, it’s dark. Very dark. It is not unusual to be locked out and have to go to a backdoor/window.. we’ve all done it. I told her that…

Tucker Carlson is the walking embodiment of enema washback after months of dysentery. He is like the roach that wore the Edgar suit in Men in Black. Only he is walking shit in a no-lipped human suit completely devoid of rhythm and made of paranoia and ignorance protein enzymes. Of course, White people aren’t designed…

are they going to keep the Spanish name, that seems rude

As we watched Fox News (I could actually stomach it then), I remember fruitlessly trying to convince my dumb Republican friend that it was an awful idea and it was going to turn into our generation’s Vietnam. Let no one ever tell you “Oh we were so fooled back then!” It was always an obviously bad move based on…

Pretty white lady is pretty! Pretty people can’t commit crimes! They can only be victims of crime or compelled into crime by bad men. Pretty women have good, pure souls, that lead them astray until they can cry a little and rise above times of turmoil. Women, wow, so inspirational, glass ceiling.

Here’s a lesson to be learned.

Go away Richard Spencer.

Anyone want to contribute to a GoFundMe to bring this guy to DC and ceremonially recreate this the day we boot Trump’s ass from the White House?

Damn it Florida. I have taught history. Which means I am educated. Which means I know that to teach history and believe this crap you have to be a willfully ignorant dumb ass holding onto white supremacy as something you think is based in “facts”.

I am a HamNo Certified™, pro-union zealot, but the Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association (and its similar incarnations across the country) is just fucking terrible.