There are bad people on both sides.

Obama ordered a burger with Dijon once so they’re both bad if you think about it.

#nailedit

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

I hope he remembers this fabulous burn. Deadspin/ all you Giz sites might win - bigly! Get your acceptance speeches ready, guys.

It like we’re living in a combination of Idiocracy and Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

Out of all the terrorists in Arkansas, I am willing to bet none of them are Muslim and 100% of them would vote for her.

Here’s hoping that John Kasich gets his ass handed to him in the Ohio election. He’s terrible for women.

“Trump will not have a friend in Romeny should take Hatch’s seat.”

Google is fake news. Not the results you get on Google. Google itself. Doesn’t exist. The Deep State just wants you to believe in it because that’s where the Benghazi emails are.

Who still cares?

This is them basically thinking they pulled a fast one and it whipped back around to slap them in their face like a wayward tetherball:

Oh no, what if they’re too emotional and reactive to govern a state and then they all get their periods and decide to burn down Detroit? Michigan needs calm steady dudes like Rick Snyder to be METHODICAL in deciding which cities die of poison water.

When I talk about Trump I am never trying to be nice. It’s a challenge to make comments that reflect my true feelings without attracting the attention of federal agencies.

A portrait of the Trump marriage.

I find it ironic that the military has been fighting against Trump on this after all the years of the military dragging its feet on GLBTQ+ people being able to openly serve.

Haha, the gifs on your replies. Excellent

If you work for a fucking nazi sympathizer, it DOESN’T mean “okay.”