"There is no God, but God."

Clean the effing car out!

That being said, anyone who sets music to autoplay on a website is a terrorist in their own right (to my ears), and should be punished accordingly.

But of the few hours you've spent with it, what percentage of that time was used mending it?

A well kept 2CV is allowed to be named anything that sticks.

Then what do you prepose I call my latest purchase? I still haven't thought of a name, and I haven't spent more than a few hours with it in total.

checks out

...who are you?

My co-workers named mine the "Pumpkin" and since it's a Turbo Diesel I guess it could be " Turbo Pumpkin"

I named my car the TurboPumpkin

Nothing like an easily identifiable marker to realize you're driving near someone who makes poor choices.

Oh man, glad that sticker is there. Thank you NASCAR Race Car sticker, I almost confused Jeff's super fast, 2-door proportioned, side exhaust equipped, gigantic rubber slick wearing race car with the Chevy SS's I see on the street all the time.

Top Gear's "worst thing ever built".

That's not an S4.

Gotcha covered $6800

I'm german, can i add cars from our german ebay? Under 10.000€ ?
If so, then THIS Maserati 3200 GT:

The R129 SL is the best car under $10k for those looking for a sporting, timeless, and exhaustively engineered grand tourer. I love the handsome design, especially when paired with the hardtop and those meaty AMG wheels.

You need to simplify and add lightness bricks.