Looks like you’ve added some ‘restomod’ HID projector headlights too? Are they bixenon? Any reports on that? Pleased?

I thought the photos were just heavily shopped renderings... they used a lot of lighting and they seem to have faked some of the wheels moving, etc... But the video is real... Pretty incredible. I have to imagine its road manners are kind of shitty with all that unsprung mass and stock GLC struts, but you can’t have…

But that badge...

Plaid seats, a manual, and a diesel? OK... you have regained my attention.

The only thing that doesn’t look right is that stupid fuddy duddy three-crested logo. Time to move on, Buick...

I wish more people did things like this, and I wish it wasn’t something you could get into trouble for doing.

I had a 911 that I bought cheap, presumably because it was three years old and had four owners, and it was a great car - the most reliable I’ve owned. But when I sold it, the number of owners was an issue for people. The car itself though, was immaculate and trouble free. So, your point stands, it makes no real…

First they need to find three guys or guy/girl combo who can get drunk together and have a laugh. Pick one host and let him pick the other two. Then send them on a vacation to Thailand for a month before they start shooting. They’ll come back with rapport and hopefully some chemistry.

So what do you think the Trolls charge you for going 151 in an 87 (64 over)?

Are we ever going to see a CUV-based racing series (besides Lemons in about a decade)? Because if not, can everyone stop pretending these mundane-mobiles are cool?

The new headlights look a little sad, but the rest looks properly ‘meh’.

Mercedes Benz actually ruined it for everyone in the early 80's by lobbying DC to change the law preventing the importation of gray market cars. It used to be no big problem to import a gray market car, my dad had a few of them...

But... check that Subie flex!

I’ve always considered Australia to be a nation of hooligans, but in reality their laws are so draconian the place seems like no fun at all.

The best possible thing for shareholders is to get rid of that douchebag. No two ways about it, he is absolutely nothing but a liability.

I can clean them with a high speed random orbital buffer and a wool pad with non-abrasive Klasse All In One cleaner and they shine like new in thirty seconds. There are special sealants that protect them and keep them that way for a year or so - if untreated they will quickly yellow again.

I guess this was the inspiration?

Nailed it. That dealer clearly has a shitty service center, and they’re trying to push their failings off on Subaru’s customers. Subaru should come down HARD on this dealer. They are everything that’s wrong with car dealer reputations in general.

Nah, if they’re not observing the rule, they will just add it to the shortcuts, and make SURE their phone is always in hand while driving. You’re just making things worse, more than likely.

Lawyers are a bunch of dumb motherfuckers sometimes. I hate things like this, for reasons that should be as self-evident as the stupidity at hand.