Muschamp concluded the presser with characteristic panache by inserting a fist full of rocks into his mouth and hate chewing them into a fine dust.

At least Bryce Harper still respects the unwritten aspects of baseball.

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

Michael Bay must be directing the sequel

So if he wasn't trying to say or even imply that women can provoke domestic violence, maybe he should just be fired for being terrible at communicating, since using words to communicate effectively is his only job.

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

You missed one:

I really wanted that to end with a pool dunk.

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

I hope Tim Donaghy will write a post for Deadspin about whether there is a rule that dogs can't play basketball.

Jeff Francouer has also been the victim of a career long prank where he believes every pitch is a strike

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

Typical hug behavior.

Oh geez. The guy is a deadbeat dad, registered sex offender, holocaust denier, misogynist, tax cheat, and a meth dealer, but when he wants to follow the Word of God, all of a sudden he's Anti-Gay Bill.

In fact, forget the writer's club!

He should just start his own writer's club, with blackjack and hookers.