It's not that I am pro-Goldfish, it's that I am anti-Cheez-It.

Close. Hazelwood was a free speech case that dealt with school-sponsored student publications. It somewhat limits students' rights under Tinker, but this principal's nonsense wouldn't even be protected by Hazelwood.

That's not how the First Amendment works. Go read up on Tinker v. Des Moines.

That pitch used to be unstoppable on Super Baseball Simulator 1.000.

Inspired by this post, I have compiled a food item bucket list. My methodology was thus: Right click. Print.

This isn't unique to ESPN. This is the product of the archaic notion that media need be objective, and that objectivity entails equal acceptance of every viewpoint, no matter how medieval or groundless or outright vile. For traditional shops, that entails

Wait, they turned the Hornets' Starter jacket into a basketball jersey?

Fantastic.

No, the bigger problem here is that trying to dribble to half court and call a timeout with under two seconds to play is a horrible strategy. That falls squarely on the Heels.

UNC got exactly the ending it deserved.

Back when I taught high school journalism, we always had a refresher course on sports writing that coincided with the start of the NCAA Tournament. It was the damnedest coincidence, but my hands were tied. I had to show the games. It was part of the lesson.

Unfortunately, this is not at all uncommon in my part of North Carolina.

That's just brilliant.

High school varsity sports aren't exactly the same as "youth softball," and I'm not talking about a Lou Piniella meltdown. So... yeah.

Not surprising at all. I've done the same thing as a high school softball coach: My runner is clearly out, but she (and the fan) thinks she was safe. So out I go to "protest."

I, too, recruit myself to N.C. State every year when I buy this game. I usually land myself. One year, however, I committed to UNC, which resulted in me nearly breaking a PS2 controller.

Trump was obviously inspired by Leo Wong's complete disregard for the Milky Way when he built his course in "Into the Wild Green Yonder."

Best correction ever.